The Secret Cinema

The Secret Cinema

5.3IMDb Score
Released:1967-03-08
Genre:Comedy
Duration:27 min
Director:Paul Bartel
Actors:Amy Vane, Gordon Felio, Connie Ellison, Philip Carlson, Estelle Omens
Production:Hacienda-Tropicana-Madness

Overview:

Welcome to the Secret Cinema, now featuring a series of films on the real-life misadventures of Jane, a New York City office secretary. See Jane being sexually harassed by her boss, Mr. Troppogrosso. See Jane get dumped by her boyfriend, Dick. See Jane humiliated in lots of ways. And here's the kicker: Jane doesn't know that her life is being filmed, or that she's being set up by some of the people closest to her. But she's starting to have her suspicions.

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