Small Time Crooks

Small Time Crooks

6.5IMDb Score
Released:2000-05-19
Duration:94 min
Director:Woody Allen
Actors:Woody Allen, Tracey Ullman, Michael Rapaport, Tony Darrow, Jon Lovitz
Production:Sweetland Films, Jean Doumanian Productions

Overview:

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

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