Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

★ 6.2IMDb Score
Released:2008-11-07
Genre:Comedy
Duration:100 min
Director:Steve Miner
Actors:Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia, Olesya Rulin
Production:Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media, Emmett/Furla Films

Overview:

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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