Death and Texas

Death and Texas

6.3IMDb Score
Released:2004-03-12
Genre:Comedy
Duration:77 min
Director:Kevin DiNovis
Actors:Charles Durning, Steve Harris, Corbin Bernsen, Jello Biafra, Susan Egan
Production:

Overview:

Barefoot Bobby Briggs, the legendary running back for the Austin Steers was today sentenced to die for his role in the armed robbery/murder at a downtown Stop 'n Go convenience store... It's five years later, and Bobby's appeals have all but run out, and the Austin Steers are - once again - on the march to the Superbowl, with a lock on the playoffs, when their wide receiver has a season ending injury. With their playoff hopes in shambles, the Governor of Texas controversially offers Bobby a furlough -- from death row -- to help rescue the Steers' post-season hopes, and even play in the Superbowl.

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