No Sex Please - We're British

No Sex Please - We're British

5.2IMDb Score
Released:1973-07-25
Genre:Comedy
Duration:88 min
Director:Cliff Owen
Actors:Ronnie Corbett, Beryl Reid, Arthur Lowe, Ian Ogilvy, Susan Penhaligon
Production:BHP

Overview:

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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