Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

6.0IMDb Score
Released:1980-12-03
Genre:Comedy
Duration:84 min
Country:France
Director:Bernard Launois
Actors:Sim, Florence Blot, Henri Génès, Jeannette Batti, Gérard Croce
Production:Critère Films

Overview:

Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.

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